Cool shit- Ballard the Twitter Experiment
- Ballard_: My Men dared not look at me. I must admit, I'm crushed. And no, they're not tears in me eyes. I'm just allergic to hurt.
- Ballard_: Saw the men I once led march past me. They're now led by my nemesis Heura. Ooh I hate that guy!
- Ballard_: Lying in bed. It's cold. My broken-down door doesn't help either.
- Ballard_: This is so sad. Even the beggars are feeling sorry for me. Theyre feeding me scraps of food n tipping warm water into my mouth. Tastes weird
- Ballard_: Still lying down on the side of the street. Not even the rain can move me from this state of woe. At least I get a free shower.
- Super Radical Osmosis