What the fuck did they do to Megatron?

I found these riddles today quite amusing.

Q. What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A. Long time no sea!

Q. What does a house wear?
A. Address!

Q. How does a rabbit travel?
A. By hareplane!

OH THE HILARITY!

There’s a funny story behind this one: I was actually in class doodling this on my arm, hoping “cleverage girl” would take notice. It didn’t work, and I felt like a tool.

Actually I felt like a complete tosser. It haunts me to this very day.

I can’t remember why I gave it that title…

I couldn’t afford canvas, so I thought, “Fuck it, I’ll use cardboard!”.

(wow it was more than a year ago…)