Johnny (founder)
"SMS confessions don't go too well (wtf was I thinking)"

Susan (co-founder)
"Cupid rhymes with stupid"

Janek
"Buying gifts (for other people) is not my style.
Secondly, I don't have a valentine"

Phil
"I'm not into that corny shit"

Ladan
"It's a pointless event, and I don't have a valentine" *shy face*

Toan
"I hate the fucker that invented that day, gotta waste money tomorrow.
Btw, we should publish a book!"

Jimbo
"One is for me mate who just broke up coz his chick ran away to some random guy she met at a buddhist camp; and two is for myself who got pwned
by this chick who ended up with some dude she barely knew"

Leesa
"I hate the majority of the male gender
(except Johnny, he's so hot I wanna take my shirt off)"

Steben
"I'm only writting this to support my buddy Leesa" *grinz*

Pat
"Cuz I don't have a date.
Johnny, if you had a date you wouldn't be part of this"
*Johnny lol's*

Halley
"I'm a slut"

Jane
"I think that Valentine's day shouldn't be the only day I get presents"

Hoojmachine
"Jessica Alba was already taken"

Tiff
"There's no love in Melburn"

Helen
"If Valentine's day was a person I would egg them and toilet paper them"

Poke
"I got a date with work"

Vu
"Cos its my anniversary, but that is no longer there so Valentine's day can get fucked!"

Linda and Jamie
"We're lonely... alone ... and have no one"
(jeezus, make out already)

Tri
"Why should I do the flower stuff and shit on this particular day
when I can do it any other day?"

Adam
"Ninjaman isn't real"

Kelly
"I heard this club is the in thing"

Jason
"Who needs a girl when I officially love my wacom!"

Stef
"I suggested Johnny to start the cult like what he did with
The Ungh Republic. So yeah."

Ethan
"12 long stemmed red roses from Roses Only this Valentine's Day- $139.
Pouring your heart out using MSN - PRICELESS"
ROFL!!!

Julian Wong
"This is the only day in the entire year that I feel like committing suicide. Jumping out of a plane without a parachute is the way to go, at least u'll be enjoying your last few moments alive"
(Johnny actually believed this)

Lillian
"It's too hard to juggle 10 bfs in one day!"

Chala
"All babies are cute! even ones with knives or bows and arrows... "

Kim
(Tri's cousin)

The 5 hip designers at Singleton Ogilvy Interactive Department
(nerds!! haha)

Sun
"Because I'm hotter than the sun"